Archive for June, 2005

Incredible India!

charukesi June 16th, 2005

I read today - Tourism ministry hires 15 agencies for Rs 70 cr Incredible India campaign

And remembered what Harini, TV producer, blog mela host and friend told me a few days about why she hates Rajasthan …. the way men just look at you there and say you, aurrrrrrat

And there is another reason I dislike Rajasthan - oh, its a beautiful magical place alright - but that state never fails to amaze and dismay me with its orientation towards foreign tourists… at the exclusion of ‘locals’ (or is the word ‘natives’?)

This happened last October on a holiday in Rajasthan - I had made reservations at a haveli-type-hotel in Jodhpur - because we were travelling with an elderly family friend… I had found this place and booked on the net. We reached in the middle of the night ——-
and many unpleasant hours later, the manager told us that we could leave if we did not like the place - and he said, this is the problem with you Indians… And why - were we creating any nuisance - no, but we were complaining about the fact that the waiters at the restaurant had taken our order and then not served us - at all…

And oh, he was a Rajasthani… not “Indian”, mind you - Rajasthani… And this was in Jodhpur, India.

And the argument started…. And things only got better (in hindsight, things always seem better - because by then you think they are funny…)

The manager continued, if I had known that you were Indians, I would not have given you bookings here… After which of course, there was no point in arguing - what does one say? And as we came out, the auto driver who took us in search of another hotel told us, par aap yahan kaise pahunch gaye? woh loge to sirf firangi ko andar aane dete hain… (how did you reach this place? they allow only foreigners inside…)

Ok, so we didn’t get thrown out of the railway compartment - but then we weren’t in South Africa either… This was India in 2004….

Incredible India alright.

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And this is something I had written long ago on my previous blog…

The colours of racism

Have you always, like me, associated racism with ‘white’ ?

Read this very interesting article by Martin Jacques in the Guardian, The Global Hierarchy Of Race.

Racism, he points out, is not the ‘prerogative’ of the whites although they are on top of the pile. In various rungs lower down are the yellows, the browns and various other colours of the spectrum.

A veritable race rainbow ?

The one thing in common is, he points out, is denial as the natural response to any society to insinuations of racism. Nations are never honest about themselves: they are all in varying degrees of denial.

A friend of mine was in Korea recently and has lots of stories of discrimination…. Koreans consider themselves superior to Indians and other South Asians…. basis what, please? You can be called Paki in the UK or jihadi in the US…. But then, why am I talking about the whites ? Closer home, in a country dangerously obsessed with skin tone, you can be called a dark madrasi…

Racism obviously begins at home….

Update : Tarun asks me why I am “afraid” to mention the name of the guesthouse in this post here - as I replied to him, it just didn’t occur to me - and the point was not about this particular guesthouse but the general attitude in the place - some of the localites later told us that there were many such small hotels/guesthouses which catered only to foreigners - no harm in that I guess, except I wish they would mention this clearly in their website / at the time of making reservations. Incidentally and not at all surprisingly, such places ara rated very high in the lonely planets and rough guides of the world - but clearly, we were not the target audience for these guides.

This place is called Haveli Guesthouse and believe me, the place is nowhere like these pictures on their website suggests.

Go forth and procreate, you Hindu

charukesi June 15th, 2005

If you are a Hindu and you are reading this, then you are wasting valuable time… Here’s your clarion call - if you ever needed one - Increase population: VHP to Hindus… Enjoy!

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On speculation of possible racism in the MJ trial, here is something I read long ago…

Michael Jackson has come full circle from poor, black, male to rich, white, female.

Racism? nah! not even sexism…

Dhooriram unmasked

charukesi June 15th, 2005

I received a parcel today - intended for me - addressed to Mr. Chandrakant Dhooriram. No, it was not left in my mail box - the courier chappie rang the bell and handed it over to me.

CC : Aap Mishter Chandrakant hain?
Groggy and staring in disbelief Charukesi Ramadurai : duh?
Persistent CC : Mr. Chandrakant Dhooriram aapka naam hai? Yahan par sign keejiye
Still reeling and staring in disbelief CR : duh?

I assure you I look nothing like Mr.Chandrakant - ok, people have often commented on my uncanny resemblance to Dhooriram but I thought things would be different after the nose job…

Scene fades with CD (Chandrakant Dhooriram) staring at CC (Courier Chappies)’s retreating back…

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And such is accountability in the courier system in India. And there are companies who dream of introducing systems similar to the ones top-end courier agencies like DHL have - of scanning the signature of the receiver and transmitting it back to the sender as proof of delivery - or some such transaction - and all in real time…

Business networking through IM

charukesi June 14th, 2005

The social software weblog has an interesting piece on IM as a business networking tool

I work from home as a consultant and this line from the post describes my feeling for IM best - I fall squarely into the IM at work category, and I love the efficiency, the searchability, and the ease with which I can multitask 10 or more conversations simultaneously. I’m also a big fan of the way IM mediates presence — my “presence” there doesn’t require my full, undivided attention the way a phone call does, yet I can be instantly available for real-time discussion as needed (a clear advantage over e-mail).

Real-time, convenient and moderately personal - perfect…

And on a personal front, I find friends from all over the world updating me on the latest in their lives - from a new job to a recent break-up - and all without exchanging a word - sanam bewafa as IM status is enough, don’t you think - for me to reach out and say - split again? And I write this, I see ‘Crashed lap-top’ from Korea and ‘Beer is hard work’ from a friend working in a liquor company in Dubai…

Another thought I have been having for a while - I find most bloggers using a gmail account for their blog correspondence - maybe because of the huge storage space - it would be interesting for google to launch an IM service - how would that connect bloggers - would it add a different dimension to blogging interactions?

Er, my msn handle says - Say NO to deadlines - excuse me, I need to go change that now - or restrict clients to yahoo…

On Blank Noise Project

charukesi June 14th, 2005

This is a blog I have been meaning to write about for a while. Jasmeen Patheja is working on a project on street harassment - something that all women face, irrespective of age and the kind of clothes we wear in public - although Shiv Sena would have you believe otherwise… Blank Noise Project is about the silent screams of “normal” women who live with the did-I-invite-it guilt and shame on top of the actual harassment they go through…

This is what her blog says - Street harassment is an offence. It has been granted normalcy due to its daily recurrence. Like other things we have learnt to ignore and /or accept and /or defend ourselves against…

A while ago, I had blogged about the mind map that a group of 60 women between the ages of 17-23 had created on ‘public space’- violation is the one theme that all participants have come up with - discomfort, stare, anxiety, aggression, vulnerability, fear, groping, feeling sick…. Read more about the mind map here.

Mind map

She has a public event in Bangalore tomorrow - details here

One night

If you live in Bangalore, and are interested, do drop in and say hi from me too….
If you don’t and are still interested, visit her blog or get in touch with her.

DNA - will read / won’t read?

charukesi June 14th, 2005

DNA targets August 15 launch date, unveils campaign to get advance bookings - the ‘will book’ / ‘won’t book’ hoardings are up all over Mumbai.

Sure all marketing is centred around focused targeting-positioning but I have rarely seen targeting as blatant - or non inclusive as this. Which means, advertisers never say “this not our ideal consumer” - which is what DNA seems to be doing. While the ‘Will book’ shows trendy, upscale readers, the ‘Won’t book’ shows a different kind of reader.

er, different? DNA is not yet in the market and the newspaper has already decided - this is the kind of reader we want - and this is the kind we don’t? Rather presumptuous?

Why will he book?
Will book

…. And she not?
Will not book

Or are these ads really not meant for the reader / consumer at all ? Sure the theme is you-reader-are-important-to-us-so-you-decide - the tone that competition has forced newspapers to adopt. The truth however is that newspaper (or any mainstream media vehicle) revenues come not from subscription but from advertising.

So are these ads really targeted at advertisers - look at the kind of readers we have - or hope to have?
And is anybody else offended by them as I was?

The Omnificent English Dictionary In Limerick Form

charukesi June 13th, 2005

Delightful discovery - through ResearchBuzz - an online dicitonary which gives definitions as limericks.

Not all of them are amusing - as this one for ‘assistance’

“Where is the assistance? There’s naught!”
Cried a man whose whole fam’ly was caught
In tsunami waves vast—
Cataclysmic—too fast
To flee tragedy nature had wrought.

Author : Jane Auerbach, submitted: 05 Feb 2005 - The first words of this quote came from a 28-year-old Indonesian, immediately following the terrible disaster that befell South Asia on December 26, 2004. Despite a massive outpouring of foreign aid, the tsunami destroyed so much local infrastructure that assistance could not quickly reach all who needed it.

But they are all super interesting, and some brilliant - read this one for ‘additive inverse’

Consider a negative 3.
How useful in math can it be?
In addition it will
Make a 3 become nil.
It’s an additive inverse, you see.

Author : Chris Doyle, submitted: 07 May 2005

And you can join the project… Read about it here

Professional partying

charukesi June 13th, 2005

I had blogged about a job description my husband received sometime in October 2003 -

My husband received a job description today on e-mail, sent by a ‘leading’ placement consultant (what are they called these days, I can’t keep track).

Among the required (not even desired - required) qualifications for a Business Development Manager were : outgoing, sophisticated, party-goer.

Party Goer ? Party Goer ???? Since when is party-going a requisite for a job ? And what exactly is a party goer ?
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And now I know - Mr. Mulchandani himself was hiring…

If you do not want to read the whole thing (just in case the first few lines are enough to make you puke), Uma has written about it here

Or you could quickly skim through the text right down to the end where he has priceless ‘10 Party commandments for wannabes’ - beginning with - If you have only body and no brains, people will soon lose interest. - either that, or they will write about you in the Indian Journal of Medicine and Pathology as a medical marvel…

The Bharateeya Blog Mela is on air

charukesi June 11th, 2005

Now stop muttering “finally”….

This is only a sneak preview of what this week’s mela holds in store….

paobhaji

(Image from picturejockey)

This mela was to me this paobhaji - lots of flavours and lipsmacking - and very Bharateeya…

For the full show, please click here….

Thanks for patiently bearing with this delay (like you had a choice :))

The Blog Mela is delayed

charukesi June 10th, 2005

Apologies, my reading public.

I am having trouble with my blog and therefore, unable to post this week’s Bharateeya Blog Mela today as promised - it is all ready and should be up tomorrow morning - hopefully by then I will have stopped hyper-ventilating because of my blog’s misbehaviour…

Apologies again….

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