I am interesting in comments
charukesi March 3rd, 2006
The debate on comments in blogs is never-ending. Me personally, commento ergo bloggum (Latin makes me sound so cool - and clueless)… Which roughly means, I keep blogging because you in your nice and naive way keep leaving comments, thereby egging me on. You may or may not have noticed but I need little encouragement to go on and on. Anyway, I am all in agreement with this old jungle saying - “For all sad words of pen, tongue or keyboard, the saddest are these: 0 comments” (very wise words for an anonymous blogger except I am not admitting here I think he is wise).
Comments or no comments, it is never easy. Turn off your comments (it is your blog afer all) and you will have the readers up on their hind legs baying for your blood. And all this advice about what makes a blog a blog from perfect strangers. Trust your fellow men - or women or aliens from outer space - to be normal and polite and leave your comments section open. And you are asking for trouble. The world’s unheard voices pipe up as one voice on your comments section with gems ranging from the mildly rebuking you have no clue what you are talking about, you numb-skulled moron, to the nasty personal, I know your dad used to eat fourteen dodo eggs for breakfast every day, so don’t get all sanctimonious about the bird flu kinds.
And if you are still reading this, you will be familiar with the other kind of commentor. No, not the overwhelmingly nice stranger who says I love your blog. Very interesting site. Please visit my site on teenage acne sex or tries to sell extremely intresting and useful products such as penis enlargement pills to you on your blog. No, not those.
I mean those commentors who leave completely irrelevant and touching comments on your blog based on one quick word they caught in your entire page long post. Much like google ads which say, “reads” my rant against the fairness creams market and promptly puts up ads for fariness products right on top of my blog, thus destroying any little credibility I may have among readers.
Comments which scream out - I am a nutcase, laugh at me. I find myself loaded wth these especially when I write on education or employment (or what can be loosely construed as employment related posts) - then I find that I have suddenly turned into an agony-aunt-meets-financial-shark types blogger and people are writing in asking for advice on finding similar jobs or admission to such courses.
For instance, recently Eien Nunez wrote to me, I am interesting in having a business in Spain Barcelona selling doctorate degrees to people it would be posible to do business with you? if so, how much the degrees will cost me, time of delivery, also any delivery charges?
Could you send me the different degrees you have available a pic of some of them will help to show people what they will get.
And why? Because I had written about this kind stranger from the yonder who had written to me offering genuine degrees for sale.
Alright Eien, I am interesting in having business in Spain too, degree or no degree. Heck, I am interesting anyways, Spain or no Spain. And no, I don’t have pictures of the different degrees I have - they are the shy and retiring types and prefer not to be photographed.
And then the one about outsourcing tuition from India - Hello, I am a post graduate in chemistry. i have excellant communication skill with knowledge of computers.I wish to give on line tuitions for the students. Can you please whom to contact for the assignment.
To be fair, he only said his communication skill was excellant not his English. But I never know what to do with such comments. So I keep them and think about poor Satya who writes regularly about education and receives such notes all the time… Check this out if you don’t believe me…No really, check it out.
Have you been on the receiving end of crank comments (not the nasty ones). Then please share them here.
Let us all be interesting together…
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update : birth of a coconut : and just for the record, I can’t decide which I enjoyed more - Vik’s post on the abnormal coconuts and goats of tamilnadu. Or this comment “the goat was born like thatt .. and the coconut was also born the same way”. Or Vik’s response to that - “Also, thanks for your insights that the animals were born that way”.



